dear valspar spray paint company,

your products have changed my furniture!   my once brown ikea dresser is now sleek white.  a brown faded chair is now brillant red.  cream bookends and a bronze globe are now a metallic silver.  how fun. 

i read your instructions thoroughly before painting and because of my detailed reading (and existing paranoia) my furnance has been off for three days to prevent my family and i from blowing up.  it is 63 degrees in my house.  my husband and i wear sweatshirts and slippers everywhere we go in the house.  and everytime i blow my nose i see red spray paint.  that was not on the label.  is this normal?

thank you,

coco plum